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The secret is out Harriet harman has a cock

2012-01-24T17:15:00.000Z

His name is Jack

Europe - Good Riddance

2011-12-12T11:08:00.000Z

So Britain is isolated from the rest of Europe. Isolated from what? Eurozone bankruptcy, The Germans, Sarkozy, all those silly rules about what colour bannans, chees and sausages should be? GOOD.

Nick Clegg is a twat and a yellow coward (yellow enough for a eurobannana?)

Miliband is a lying sly knob.

Vince Cable is well...... Cable (as in laying cable)

What sort of country worries about Pikeys?? - Dale Farm

2011-09-20T10:36:00.000+01:00

So the biggest hero for the chav masses is Paddy the pikey who won the scum vote on Big Brother. Brilliant how proud we should be of our burgeoning underclass that glory in their scummunity.

Now we have hand wringing over a bunch of Irish pikeys (why do they call them travellers? They dont go anywhere!) that have broken the greenbelt planning laws and face eviction from a field... becuase thats what it is A Field not a scummunity estate for filthy chavellers.

There are loads of green fields in Ireland where you come from so fuck off back there.

Enoch Powell was right except for one thing

2011-08-11T15:21:00.001+01:00

Whe Enoch Powell (who was NOT a racist by the way) made his famous "rivers of blood" speech (when he didnt actually say that at all) he was correct. But who could have predicted that the WHITE people would be influenced by the criminal element of the BLACK community and end up being wiggas wiv da niggaz.

It is clear that where ever you are from colour race creed or religion one has to abide by the traditijons rules and morals of the host nation.

I woud imagine the big reasons for people wanting to come to England in the main was because of freedom fairness and the ENGLISH way of life. Much respected and emulated around the world.

Te liberal centre "caring" leftie tree huggers have in the past 20 years been able to dicatate doctrine, UMAN rights, civil liberties and all the rest of the crap they have managed to espouse and that the middle claases have either accepted or been to lazy or frightened to oppose in case the thought police call them racist.

Well there should be a list of words that are sticks and stones type stuff and if you are offeded tough shit. Even the gays who fought long and hard for equality now want militant mores. adopting babies my arse! (no pun intended)

Yes our country is broken. WHY?

Too many fucking immigrants
Too many lazy scum allowed to exist on the dole as a lifestyle
Too many single mothers and unwanted children. Dr Durex and Mrs Birth control pill should ensure this is not the case so why are we paying for these scum to keep churning our scum

I lived overseas for 17 years in harmony with local populations but without rights or a lobby for ME. I was just priviledged to be there as far as i was concerned WORKING and LEARNING from their society.

I was not a racist. I AM NOW and proud of it.

Pakistani please re-located to your own shithole where you can enjoy sharia law, corruption and Allahs lovely ways of death and destruction
Indians please stay you are smart, friendly and add value to our country
europeans. we have to have you under EC rules so ......

English get real get involved or be herded into animal camps as you deserve you horrible sponging criminal chavs.

Referee!!!!!!!

2011-01-25T11:28:00.000Z

Well Andy Gray and Richard keys are apparently do not enjoy so called freedom of speech.

Whats wrong with these fucking women that want to be match officials in front of thousands of probably working class sexist oafs whose main concern is not wether the refereess knows the offside rule but wether she has great tits and takes it up the arse.

Karen Brady should wind her fat neck in too. If you cant take a bit of sexist banter fuck off to the kitchen sink. If women want to be taken seriously they should man up and learn to take a joke even if its sexist. I have 2 daughters and I am definately not sexist but love taking the piss out of women because...... they are women.

Mind you if they look like this bring em on!!!

Merry Christmas

2010-12-22T10:45:00.000Z

Well it has been a very good year.

Good bye and good riddance to the worst prime minister the country has ever had.
The shake up of the scrounging classes and lazy fuckwits
Fifa finally implode in public
William gets his girl
England are winning the Ashes.
The end of me paying school fees
Dont stop believing by Journey is re released
Chelsea win the double

I hope 2011 is even better. Remeber dont go hungry . EAT THE POOR. Marinate well 1st !!!

I have never had it so good

2010-11-23T09:03:00.001Z

Poor old George Young. He remembers the day when you could actually tell it like it is. Not anymore mate sorry.

He is right though for those with Mortgages it has been a saviour to have interest so low. All those crying moaning crap public sector workers still want it all their own way though dont they. Big pay packets (relatively) massive pensions, loads of holiday for insufficient and inefficient work. They have had their boom time as have the lazy benefits cheats. Now we need to start reigning in the over stated rights of Muslims. I actually dont think it is their fault that looney lefties keep worrying about what may offend them like Christmas, Dogs, Bacon, Menstruation, womens hair, cucifixes blah, blah, blah.

What offends me is women wearing dustbin liners with their clits cut off and fuckwits that think Allah is worth blowing up half the world for. Obviously there is no christian god either otherwise he would have wiped that lot out now with a thunderstorm of pork sausages.

Well Ii have to admit i have never had it so good. My kids are grown up, I have split from my wife, business is great and I am making plans TO FUCK OFF OUT OF THIS MULTI FUCKED UP SHITHOLE FOREVER.

St Georges Day

2010-10-19T08:54:00.000+01:00

The 1st cut is the deepest. Well perhaps not but certainly the most enjoyable!!!!

Tube Rap

2010-10-05T16:54:00.000+01:00

When i wake up in the morning take a look outside

Shower shave put on my suit and tie

I walk quickly to the nearest station

Knowing its misery on this public transportation

Tube, tunnel, underground and drain

All the names they call dat train

Its the only way in London to get by rail

But in itself can be a livin hell

Coz when the tube doors open and it looks so full

I push and get in coz theres lots of space

And you have to be rude and get in their face

The peeps on da train couldn’t careless

They aint got no fucking spatial awareness

As it stops in the tunnel and you begin to sweat

You know you get to work and yer shirt is wet.

You lookin at a girl wiv a great pair of legs

She lookin back at you like you is the dregs

Pope or Dope ?

2010-09-13T09:24:00.001+01:00

Here comes dat bloke talking loads a dross

About about a geezer dey nailed to a cross

Dont seem to matter wever hes near for far

He gets about in dat funny looking car

He know da diffrence tween allah and god

So he aint just a funny dressed silly old sod

but he betta watch out for a bullet in da bonce

coz one of his mates is an evil nonce

so we know there no god up der we can tell

coz if there was they'd be burnin in hell

Burn it or use it as Bog Paper? and No its not Tony Blairs book

2010-09-10T15:19:00.000+01:00

What a rubbish book! Dont drink, dont do this, dont do that, but make sure you kill people, fuck as many hookers as you can when travelling, grow a silly beard, store you bin liners on your wifes head. Dont have any democracy or freedom of speech.

Burning is too good for it. Just wipe your arse on it

The Blair Bitch Project

2010-09-09T10:15:00.000+01:00

The final sad chapter in the public life of Tony Blair. A true story of the rise and fall of a politician who thought he was smarter those those voting for him. Spin , cowardice and deceit. Blair never really broke the lefties he just compromised. Unchecked immigration, out of control spending, disappearing civil liberties, the rise and rise of political correctness and the caring society that did give a fuck.

Blair legacy was Gordon Brown and The war in Iraq. Oh dear !

Fatty Fawkes - Better latent than never?

2010-09-07T10:37:00.000+01:00

Poor old Paul "savoury puff" Staines. His vitriol has subjected him to closer examination and it seems he is about as interesting as paint drying. The image of him microwaving those fat boy tartlets and letting off his savoury puffs is not an edifying thought. However so someone with such an interest in outing gays perhaps we should examine that YMCA look he used to project before he became the fuller figured fatty fawkes.

Its all a bit yucky isnt it

Muchroom and Garlic Puffs (uurrrrk!)
large embittered twat holed up in a darkened room
boring website that attracts overgrown schoolboys.

nuf said

And the Winner IS - MR NOBODY -- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2010-08-24T11:20:00.001+01:00

Well the final run in starts soon for the most drawn out and tedious leadership contest ever. The 2 leading contenders speak volumes about the Labour party.

Politically correct and out of touch
Bland and Ineffective. What have either of these wonks achieved? Fuck All !!!

Tories of Britain rejoice we will be in for years and have the opportunity to smash the unions again.

Mandy the Third Lady

2010-07-26T14:14:00.000+01:00

What a pompous arrogant poof!!!!!

Blobbing himself up close as a mover and shaker and happily aligns himself with the most non voactional prime minister ever that greedy little cunt and liar BLAIR and ... The most pychologically flawed, mad, horrible, nasty fucking sweaty ever to have graced the house of commons. Still I suppose when you have been fired twice for underhand lying, then cut the leaders throat in his time of need the nits important to show yourself in a light of someone pretending to be an influencer rather than a piece of shit coloured flotsam and jetsam ebbing and flowing with whichever tide suits his personal agenda.

I would like to see him marched from the House of Lords with his emine wedged up his arse. Mind you i expect he would like that too

ITS SO DEEPLY UNFAIR BLAH BLAH BOLLOCKS

2010-07-05T14:11:00.000+01:00

Have you noticed that Ed Balls constant response to anything the government do is "Its so unfair or this is deeply unfair" especially in response to the idea that civil servants will be culled. That will be the same ones that Labour employed wily nilly and gave them silly wages and lavish pensions at our expense for jobs such as "Diversity relations" "Evironmental standards officers" "paper clip and ballon sculpture specialists" . These are all UNITE members, the Union with 2 presidents doing half a job each for the salry and perks of at least a couple of bankers and who are as thick as shit that have thrown their wieght behind Ball' campaign for Labour leader.

Fucking Postman Pat Johnson is appearing with his veined red cheeks and nose (house of commons claret) and saying the government is destroying the economy with cuts. What a bare faced lying twot!!!!

Cuts!!!! I know who I would cut and where

Another sweaty that hates the English - well fuck off!!!!!

2010-06-28T08:58:00.001+01:00

Well I expect Andy "faceache" Murray is happy this morning. England are out of the world cup and he is playing a nonentity at Wimbledon in his annual quest to win a major.

Lots of stupid English people will clap , cheers and "go on Andy" for him. Well bollocks to him I say.

Come on Rogerer Federer. !!!!!!

Have you noticed how the cartoons on this site actually bear a funny resemplance to who they are supposed to be unlike those "pros" Rich and Mark on the Order Order site. There should be a bloody £100 prixe every week for guessing who they have drawn. This week they have helpfully explained that the subject is Ian Duncan Smith although it looks more like Vince Cable and is actually a dead ringer for Paul Daniels

Capello's thrown the towel in!!!! We havent. Come on ENGLAND

2010-06-21T12:33:00.000+01:00

"My Teem isa rubeeesh. I don knowa what happen. I they pay me a 6 milliones and I ava no clue. I thoughta Eeenglisha players wass going to bringa me de glory and I would be an ero"

Well now that the time has come for rousing the troops with a speech of "fight them on the beaches proportions it seems the leetle generale has bottled it.

He seems good at telling the thickos to go to bed early (not to wank) and what to wear to breakfast. However when it comes to team selection and tactics he is a JUB.

Who in England ever thought HESKEY was the right choice? NO ONE. and for a bunch of players that look like they are seeing a ball for the 1st time why not play Joe Cole who has flairl, skill and a good playing record for England.

So come on Fabio stop looking like a blown out Vuvuzela and get rousing those lads. Or as you are an eytie dont you care?

Well we do! our flags are out our blood is up
Thrash Slovenia as our beer we sup.
win and score and win and score
because for our England we''ll cheer for more
and when we go through after the rout
we look forward to playing the kraut
after that the semi will beckon
and we will be a force to reckon

Engerland, Engerland, Engerland

2010-06-16T11:36:00.000+01:00

Did I tell you the one about the Englishman, Scotsman and the Irish Deputy PM ???????????????

Funny isnt it that MM was supposed to have been at the Bloody Sunday Rally with a sub machine gun (peaceful then?). Now he is the Deputy Prime Minister - Terrorism works.

But hold on!!!! The victims of the 14 dead want compensation ???

125 People on the English mainland were murdered by the IRA.

So lets see then 125 - 14 = 111.

I think its the IRA that owe us!!!! Cough up Martin

Out of ORDER ORDER - Guido Fawkes fucks up

2010-06-07T14:33:00.000+01:00

I have been a user and regular contributor to Guido Fawkes blog Order-Order for several years. Of late I find that my comments are always "awaiting moderation" when there is nothing very contentious in them and they contain acceptable language. This so called "Modding" takes a long time and the dynamic nature of the comments are lost and by the time they are published have moved up hte latest comments list or the subject has moved on.

I bid farewell to Guido and his new faint hearted staff

Congratulations on Labour and the Lib Dems winning the election

2010-05-12T14:36:00.001+01:00

Well what a bind!!! Skullduggery (secretly negotiating with Labour), Importance out of all proportion (for a party that lost seats), Cowardice (Conservatives caved in on so many policies).

Inheritance Tax still with us
We still have the National Insurance rise coming
Married couples allowance dropped
Capital Gains tax at 40%

Labour dont need to be in power they can just sit back do nothing and let Dave and Nick implement their policies for them

5 Lib Dems in the cabinet - out of all proportion

Dave should have told the Lib Dems to fuck off and gone it alone. The election that would have come within a few months would have delivered a clear majority.

Now that the country has had the chance to see into the future with in a world of Proportional Representation then surely the referendum will vote against it or we will be stuck with this Kluge at every election

Get the lazy bastards and Scum out to work

2010-05-05T08:58:00.000+01:00

140 Billion Pounds in 2010 - Income Tax Revenue

170 Billion Pounds in 2010 - Total of UK welfare state payouts

Money left over for Defense, NHS, Schools, Infrastructure - Fuck All

A Well-Hung Parliament ?

2010-04-27T10:24:00.000+01:00

The race is on to find out who has the biggest knob. Now that the election has turned into a kind of x-factor game show since the 1st debate it is important not only to know that a person looks good, has a nice wife and kids, tell lies convincingly but that the candidate had the size of cock one would associate with a world leader.

With the Obama factor insinuating itself into the British political landscape it is crucial to the special relationship for us to at least match the penile length and girth of the leader of the free world. Lets look at how they all stack up.

USA

Obama - Bound to be a big one.

Europe

Sarkozy - est 4 inches
Merkel - 6 inches
Rompuy - a well shrivelled 2 inches
Belusconi - 11 inches if you believe him !!
Brown - his whole being is a cock so about 5ft 9 inches
Cameron - blue and big
Clegg - curved and yellow - yuk

Leaders Wives

2010-04-13T19:21:00.001+01:00

Well the Election is underway and the wives are out supporting their chaps.

Sarah Brown - Major Twitterer and the source of much hilarity on Order-Order. Guido Fawkes Website. She deserves something for being marriage to McTwat. Odourless Gas perhaps?

Samantha Cameron - Upper Class Twit and handbag designer. Wears High Street clothes when out on the Stump but more than likely Janet Reager when on Daves Stump.

Miriam Gonsalez Durantez - Mrs Glegg to you lot. A gorgeous woman. Intelligent, Beautiful. Hates the attention on the wives and what they wear. Lets face it though we would love to as much as possible of her so she need not worry about clothes.

Other Parties - You just dont see the other wives of the leaders of the others do you. However i did manage to get this one I snapped out garnering votes. Whose chick is she?

TO ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT INTEND TO VOTE LABOUR

2010-03-25T13:49:00.001Z

ARE YOU RAVING MAD OR JUST PLAIN IGNORANT ??

I am now making plans to leave this country forever. Let the scum, chavs, bent politicians and foreigners have it.

Before labour I was never rascist - I am now. Its actually not rascism but more anti immigrant flood.
Before Labour I was never selfish - I am now (but that will change)
Before Labour I believed in democracy - I don't now
Before Labour England existed - It does'nt now

White Middle Class people were and are the backbone of this country. Pay more in taxes are motivated to encourage their children to succeed, give more to charity, participate in society. We are now very much second or even third class citizens.

We now live in a country that is becoming very overpopulated due to the open door policy. Estimated current population of UK - 75 million

Why are we allowing Iraqis and Afghans to come here while our armed forces are dying fighting to free their country. Send them back to help !!
Labour has underfunded the forces causing unnecessary loss of life.

Pakistanis are arriving in their 1000's and do NOT integrate.

UK will be a Muslim country within 20 years. They are motivated believers and militant. We believe in nothing and not motivated to act

Diversity and multiculturism do not work. They just want to live here but not join in with us and impose their rules and religions on us. WE DON'T WANT IT!!!

Education standards are lower than almost anywhere else in the developed world.

Lower grading standards
Too many being push towards university for jokes degrees

Schools producing people without basic communication skills or 3 A's - Thickos

No discipline, no consequences for bad behaviour

Highest Truancy in Europe

Illiteracy rampant -- WHY?

Social services are passing the buck, hiding behind stupid "cant do" rules that protect the fiddlers and brutish oafs that mistreat each other and their children

We need to make it clear that single mothers will get no benefits. Why should we support anyone that cant be bothered to protect themselves from unwanted pregancy. If they want to have children. LET THEM SUPPORT THEM.

Get rid of the ridiculous Human Rights Act revoked. It makes people uncaring , irresponsible and results in ludicrous rulings and payouts for trivial matters.

Law and Order

send illegal immigrants that commit crimes back to where they came from.

Get tough on youth crimes of violence or what are there consequences.

Judicial review of sentencing - get tough!

Violent offenders are being released to commit the same crimes

Withdraw from European Constitution - referendum!!

Health

filthy hospitals and uncaring staff

stop all this target bullshit.

introduce triage at GP and A&E level to clear the minor ailments and malingerers

why is it that immigrants can use the NHS without having contributed???

Society

Get people to work. There are 8 MILLION economically inactive. This is a disgrace!!

Review those on disability allowance. They can still work in some way surely!!

Put an end to party politics. It encourages self interest and discourages independent views and honest voting rather than towing the party line.

The people of this country have been badly let down. The underclass is burgeoning and ruining our lives and international standing.

The Philanthropist and the Fiddler

2010-03-08T10:01:00.000Z

One of these Lords has done this

Founded Crimestoppers - The only charity dedicated to fighting crime
Donated £10m to sponsor an international business school in Chelmsford
Sponsors a Technology Academy Secondary School in Wandsworth
Donated £5m and his collection of Victoria Crosses to the Imperial War Museum
House of Lords Expense Claims £0

The Other has done this

Nothing for charity
No record of Philanthropy
Claimed £300k in expenses from House of Lords
Under CRIMINAL investigation for claiming expenses for a flat he had never lived in

Draw your own conclusions

Well Ard Brown and the Election Debates

2010-02-22T10:54:00.000Z

It has always been noted by senior politicians from Michael Portillo who said over 10 years ago that Brown was an aggressive, socially inept bully to Gus O'Donnell who has warned him that if he doeant stop bullying staff he will get him fucked up by some Millwall fans.

Here is the unscrupulous, desperate, unelected leader of a party that hates him but is to scared to move against him. Why? He is just a fat sweaty with one eye!!. Crafty Jack Straw hates him but is too much of a wanker to really go in to bat. Same for Milibland. Harriet Harman isnt scared of him but then she is a bully too the way she stands behind the boring intellectual pygmies of the eqawittty and politically correct brigade.

Your time is up, you are discredited, a disgrace to ENGLAND, the most unpopular PM ever and a failure.

Fuck off back to Scotland and take your nasty bad genes with you

Its all downhill at the British Winter Olympics

2010-02-16T11:51:00.000Z

Its coming home
Its coming home
Its coming
Ruin is coming home

Thanks to Brown and co
Britain has no dough
just like 76
the country was run by pricks

Its All Arse About Face

2010-02-09T10:43:00.001Z

It has been reported in the Daily Telegrap today that Harriet Harman is one of the favourites for Rear of the Year. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7192900/Harriet-Harman-in-the-running-for-Rear-of-the-Year-award.html

It is suspected mischief making by MP's (it would have to be ). Let hope she wins and is compelled to display her posh derriere in some Agent Provocateur Lingerie and ........ WHAT AM I SAYING!!!!!

Hung Parliament

2010-02-01T09:25:00.001Z

Well the latest poll is in and it predicts that the conservatives would fall short of a majority by 3 seats. Who the fuck are the 29% ? Retards, illegal immigrants, the benefits brigade ?

Even I have not finally decided where to insert my X yet and as much as I would like to insert something of a similar shape into Gordon Brown (like a red hot poker) he will definately NOT be getting the nod. I am now not so sure about Daive but anything else is a wasted vote. Clegg sounds like something from the Jimmy Clitheroe show or Last of the Summer Wine.

I think the BNP will poll over 2.5 million votes and it would be more if Conservative voters were not too worried about diluting the vote as there are a large swathe of voters who know for sure that the government of whatever party does NOT represent the mainstream of the country and would like to send a message to them.

One thing is for sure. Now that Brown has announced he intends to stay on that will do for Labour. After that if they elect Balls or Harman to the leadership then Labour will be unelectable.

Chilcott welcomes Roger the Dodger

2010-01-25T10:34:00.000Z

Make no mistake, there will be no embarrassing squirming from Tony Blair at this weeks command performance before the Chilcott Enquiry. There are no consequences to this pointless committee and "TONE" will front them up with his "moral compass" and "right thing to do" philosophy.

He will display a brass neck, hard nose, oily charm, barefaced lies and large testicles. He will sweat a bit for show, become at times indignant but then saunter back to his palatial London house or country estate to continue using his position as Middle East Envoy to canvass business for TBA.

He has and will continue to treat the British public like muppets.

Haiti back to normal

2010-01-18T10:52:00.002Z

Well that was a brief disaster wasnt it? Haiti has bounced back from the earthquake is fine style doing what they do best. Rioting , looting and killing each other.

The Haiti Rap

Just wanna dedicate this topical rap
to a country that has always been crap
sorry for da earfquake and da billdins fallin down
but none of dem was worf more dan arf a crown
re-build quickly wiv no if an buts
but next time stick to dem old mud huts
coz when the concrete comes down and falls on your ed
it will hurt then turn you very quickly dead
now there is all that robbin and looting
watch out coz dey might call the tonton macoutes in

What do you mean there are people starving !!!!!

2010-01-14T10:12:00.000Z

The prime minister leads by example when it comes to feeding the poor.

more unemployment
more debt
more free laptops for chavs
BUT FREE FOOD

Remember Remember the 1st rule of Journalism

2010-01-13T10:24:00.001Z

If you report the story dont become the story.

It happens eventually. Starts as an irreverant forum for beating up and exposing the pomposity and dishonesty of politicians has a few scoops and then BANG. The originator cant resist the glare of publicity and guess what other blogs are suddenly taking the piss and exposing the pomposity and vanity of the exposer. (haha pulling your leg Paulo)

Still order-order.com is still a must for those in the political Heliosphere.

Haute Couture Muslim Style

2010-01-12T14:04:00.002Z

Harman gets away with it

2010-01-08T11:58:00.000Z

So the famous hypocrite gets away with it again. Has an accident drives off without stopping or reporting it and gets done £350 for careless driving. Her behaviour was a disgrace. She didnt care about what she has damaged, airly pulled the "do you know who I am" card and drove off.

The real charges of failing to report an accident and driving off meant she would have had to have given her DNA and would have got a considerably lesds benevolent outcome. Another example of Harriets equalities being more equal than anyone else's

New Year same old McTwat

2010-01-06T10:12:00.000Z

So the year began well for the PM then

1. Voted Worst Dressed Man
2. Caught lying about new Yemen task force.
3. Caught lying about passing terror susprect intelligence to USA
4. Broke new years resolution not to swallow tongue on the 1st day.

This twot seems determined to lead the Labour party to the slaughter at the election. Is his skin so thick that he wont accept he is the most hated prime minister in living memory. The man is an idiot and a disgrace

2009-12-29T12:16:00.000Z

In this life, one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees,
You’ve got to fiddle your expensys

You've got to claim a home or 2, boys,
You've got to claim a garlic press too

Large amounts don't grow on trees.
You've got to fiddle your expensys

Why should we break our backs
Stupidly paying tax?
Better get some untaxed income
Better to flip a home or 2

You've got to claim a home or 2, boys,
You've got to claim a duck house too

Large amounts don't grow on trees.
You've got to fiddle your expensys

Take a tip from Jacqui Smith
Her old man’s keen on filth
I recall, he started small
He had to rent a porno or two.

You've got to rent a porno or 2, boys,
You've got to claim a bathplug tooooooooooooooooooo

Brown nosing the way to a Climate Change Solution

2009-12-21T14:17:00.000Z

The search is over. The report that police were searching for a bum sniffer has been called off after an exclusive photograph from the Copenhagen Climate Change Conference shows clearly that Gordon Brown was sniffing the wrong ass for for past few weeks in the Co-Op.

He was then inform by Ed Milblandward that he was in fact suppose to be in Co-penhagen.

Obama flies in to save the world - quick ! breathe now

2009-12-18T10:22:00.001Z

After a week of absolutely no progress until Hilary Clinton deftly lifted the USA's wallet and began brandishing $100 Billion notes at the leaders of "developing" countries (like Zimbabwe, Chad etc) there seems to be a consensus developing that unless something is mudged up Barrack wouldn’t be coming to talk Bollocks in Copenhagen.

Gordon Brown chipped in with a shit load of money we don't have and an outrageous commitment to reduce 42% of co2 emissions alongside America's 4% and China's carrier bag full for every new 10 million births.

Well pretty soon there won’t be enough CO2 to feed the trees so I expect them to go on strike soon ably supported by the Unite union. Gordon will then announce a Breath Tax on the British (well just the English actually) that will only apply to the white middle classes. In fact I fully expect to be holding my breath for up to 4 hours a day so that the asylum seekers, unemployed, developing countries and Scots can breathe my taxed air

Nanny McGinge I presume

2009-12-17T10:06:00.003Z

So Sir Liam Donaldson - Chief Nanny says its dangerous for children to drink. Christ he must be a very clever Doctor to have found that out.

He went on about a middle class obsession with giving kids watered down wine. What a twot I have never know anyone to bother watering it down. Funny how he didnt mention the fucking chavs who let their kids drink strong cider and smoke those cheap fags. Mind you he did get smoking banned in pubs and guess what? People smoke and drink outside pubs where children can learn by example. Oh and 39 pubs a week are closing now as they go out of business. Well done nanny.

This is the twot that said Swine Flu could kill 65,000 people this winter. I dont think he has been near a petri dish or stethoscope for 15 years although he has been up Tony Blair and Gordon Browns arses

Anyway New Labour gave him his job 12 years ago and now they are going he is "retiring" . To the house of Lords no doubt where he can wipe some arses just before he licks them. A better use for him would for to donate all his organs to science for research into Ginger Nanny Syndrome

What Global Warming ?

2009-12-15T09:26:00.004Z

Its amazing to think that while I am freezing my bollocks off in London, the world is heating up in a frenzy of Climate Change Claustophobia. The collective hysteria alone is producing enough hot air to suffocate us all. Are we to believe that within a few years we will be gasping for breath while living underwater in sulphuric oceans full of African babies? As we all know the recent scientific facts that sent the world into a panic and cost a fortune were bollocks

1. Avian Flu (SARS) will kill everyone.
2. Swine Flue will kill everyone.
3. The Y2K bug will shut down the entire world.

Its been fucking freezing this week here. We have had 3 consecutively shit summers and rain rain rain.

So now the so called developing countries are just not playing the game when it comes to climate change are they? They want the developed world to pay them to help them with climate change issues. Why?

3 simple rules that are free

Stop having more and more and more children - have'nt they heard of Phophylactics?
Dont pollute and destroy your environment.
Educate your women - They will lead you to the promised land.

Personally speaking and I think also for many of the long suffering English, global warming would be a superb thing so please stop interfering and especially stop trying to make us pay to stop something we want.

3 Easy Government legislations to make a kinder environment and community.

Ban ALL junk mail - I get more paper through my door everyweek that I produce in waste.

Introduce 100% electric or alternative fuel cars within 7 years.

Cap UK population at 70 Million (probably means 2 m have to go even now!!)

It really is rather obvious globally that as resources diminish and population growth continues unabated we will run out of everything. Stop trying to blame the whole thing on man made climate change just stop making more men (and even less women to make them)

Vote with your feet!!! or statues

2009-12-14T09:08:00.003Z

Now here is a new way of expressing your appreciation when your MP comes round to your gaffe asking if you will vote for them at the next election. PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE. Its a marvellous way of letting them know how much you appreciate them fiddling , stealing and lying their way through Parliament. It may give them the impressiion that you might want them to represent your view.

So before they can kiss your baby or cosy up to your garden gnomes PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE

Bingo wants to replace the boiler!!!!

2009-12-09T13:40:00.003Z

So Alastair "Bingo" Darling wants to replace the boiler we can only assume is Harperson.

Todays PMQ'a and the subsequent PBR confirmed that no standing MP should be re-elected perhaps with the exception of George Osborne, Vince, Kate Hoey and the Beast of Bolsover. None of this was about us poor fuckers it was about THEM which goes to prove that they are so out of touch except by a nodding aquiantance with

devil dogs
chav behaviour (bingo)
police lethargy
unbridled immigration
public sector waste, corruption and non jobsworthiness

Cyclops looked happy when Darling was delivering his edits but gutted when Georgie boy rebutted. Harpie in her grannies dressing gown nodded as if she knew what the fuck was going on. Dave blew his chance by not being ARD enuf. Teresa May looked like she had been smoking skunk all night and the speaker got himself in camera pretending to be neutral more often than his wife in her miniskirt when pissed.

A disgrace. Guy Fawkes is needed now more than ever to blow this lot to smithereens!!!!

GLOBAL WARNING !!!!!!!!!

2009-12-08T18:23:00.003Z

When Gordon "Jonah" Brown warned about 55 days ago that we had 60 days to save the planet was he giving a pre-warning that the fact that he was attending the Copenhagen Summit would almost certainly hammer the final nail in the coffin for the planet Earth. Everything else cyclops touchs (rubbed his eye) turns to shit.

No more boom and bust !!! - No just bust
Visits the David Beckham Football Academy -- now closing down
Visits the troops in Afghanistan - British deaths increase
Backs Blair for EU Presidency - nosedives
Brown meets Obama - Popularity plunges

Copenhagen should get a sniper at the airport to prevent McTwat ever reaching the conference.

Vote Shally B. Sheesh free an eashy

2009-12-07T12:26:00.000Z

Well the latest Brown Babe has been expounding on class just after her little confessional. She would know all about it. A member of the Conservative Association at Oxford then turned to Labour when she sobered up and found she had shagged em all.

She is a babe though, but I dont think she would want to be known as a Brown Babe (sounds like she's lucky she hasnt got one of those) Maybe she should be aligning herself with the next leader.

Burnhams Babe
Harriets Harlot
Milibands Maiden
Postie's Partygirl

If she was standing in my constituency I would go to her wine and cheese party for sure and tell her that of course I was going to vote for her while topping her drink up. She wouldnt remember the next day anyway. Oh I forgot she's dry (as in doesnt drink anymore!!)

Get me in there im a Failure !!

2009-12-02T12:28:00.000Z

So the ambitious dead ducks are aligning themselves for the leadership contest. Lets look at their credentials.

Andy Burnham - The Health Secretary - NHS is Rubbish, Killing more than healing

Ed Balls - State Ejukashun is Rubbish. Illiteracy up! - Also looks mad.

Alan Johnson - Can an ex-postie union man that extradites citzens for computer games win?

Harriet Harman - Never had a proper job, hypocite and would kill all men.

Milliblandward - Can we vote for these 2 if Hilary has a 3 some with them - yes!
Dave - Keeps letting pirates get fed and released instead of keel hauling them
Ed - Emits more CO2 than he reduces

Well lets see what who they decide to install. I think a cage fight would be a better way to decide on the next leader from this lot but then Harperson would probably just squeek it after debagging Postman Pat

Slash and Burnham

2009-11-30T10:31:00.000Z

The shocking news that 27 health trusts have been killing people faster than they can heal them is yet another sign of the laissez faire attitude of this government. Now they are defending the Care Quality Commission and in denial about Dr Fosters finding. Yet another kick in the teeth for the electorate. I have scoured all the newspapaers to try to find commnets by Andy Burnham - The Minister for Health but have drawn a blank. This yet another example of the buck stopping -------- er nowhere.

Burnham should resign now in disgrace. But he wont will he.

Ed Balls - fuck ofsted

2009-11-25T22:44:00.000Z

This man boy sort of idiot savant is a very dangerous. Please dont let him run anything in future. It is quite obvious that he and his mad little mrs coopery thing (why isnt her name BALLS too) have an agenda that is so far out of this universe it makes the Scientologists look like santa claus in Selfridges. In fact if this wide eyed (and you can see it cant you) creepy person is where he is then surely David Icke should at least be the Speaker of the House. At least he only has a lizard on his shoulder.

Jack Straw - Unfit for purpose

2009-11-24T18:51:00.000Z

Jack Straw has rendered yet another of the most important ministries of our nation “unfit for purpose” as he did the Foreign Office. I cannot believe that he wasn’t aware of cautions being issued willy nilly for violent crime, rape and robbery. However he claims he was shocked to learn of such a practice. Well we all know where the buck stops so why didn’t he resign? Now we learn that the family of the victim of Jane Andrews wrote to him to state their serious doubts about her being transferred to an open prison after only 8 years of a life sentence. Now she has absconded. Another ideal opportunity to do the right thing and resign. This is a Minister that claimed full council tax while paying 50%. The Minister of Justice is a fiddler no less! To think he is the RT Honourable (can’t be right can it?)

This is a senior member of the party in power that went to fight the government’s corner against Nick Griffin on question time and was shut up for the rest of the show after the response to his windbagish opening diatribe and then spent the rest of the show trying to hide in plain site.

Finally will the Minister of Justice be ensuring that the letter of the law is observed in the case against Harriet Harman? E.g. not just a fine for using a mobile phone and crashing her car while driving but driving away from the scene of a crime (allegedly) Have the police taken her DNA? We need to be told.

By the way if you would like to write to Jack Straw look up his parliamentary website. He hides behind the email address blackburnlabour@hotmail.com. Tacky eh? Maybe not I think he really is that stupid.

Harreit Harman - Minister for Arrogance and Hypocracy

2009-11-20T10:14:00.000Z

So Harriet harman is to be charged for using a mobile and crashing her car. I hope she also get charged with driving off which is a criminal offence. Allegedly after crashing and being asked to exchnage details she drove off saying "Im Harriet Harman you know where to find me" hahaha well plod certainly did and they have felt her collar (though not her cuffs I dont suppose). I hope they take a swab of her DNA.

Here is the "person" that wants to make everyone so equal except white middle class man e.g. The main taxpayer. She also wnats everyone to have "THE SAME" Well her children went to very expensive schools as did she and she is an arrogant pig of a wimmin. I am going to stand against her as an independant at the next election in peckham and camberly and I intend to win big!!!

Here is Harriet and her DNA

Arise Sir Nick Griffin - Future MP for Barking

2009-11-17T09:13:00.000Z

Don't you just WISH you lived in Barking ? Let me qualify that. For a few weeks leading up to the general election wouldnt it be great to live in Barking. Its going to be such fun seeing that fat, lying greedy frog faced Margaret Hodge trying to keep her seat against the Great British anti hero Nick Griffin.

I for one hope he wins and hope the BNP get a large share of the vote as I think it is the only way the electorate can send a firm message to the rotten apples at the Palace of Westminster, that it would be a welcome change if they could possibly see their way clear to represent the views of us poor bastards for a change. Its quite simple to feel the needs of the people of this country.

Immigration - Freeze it now and get rid of the illegals and phoney asylum seekers.
The War - Get our troops out!!. There seem to be plenty of iraqi's and Afghans with the strength to make it here to seek asylum while our lads die in their hellhole countries. Is it just me or does this seem wrong!

Muslims - If you are here either integrate or fuck off!!! We dont want dustbin liners walking down our streets and fucking muezzins calling the faithful to prayer in the middle of the night. Honestly its like something out of Dr Who isnt it?

Cry babies - isnt it funny how all those sensitive people can find time to be up in arms when a percieved slur is made but cant raise a collective voice against fundamental Islam. I am a brit which is short for British so therefore if you are prom Pakistan you are a Paki - simple as that stop crying! it not racism its colloquiallism.

Banks - The greedy bastards dont give a fuck about what they have caused but have proved that they are the seat of ultimate power. Governments cannot operate without their patronage. Still the total greed an arrogance is evident by the total lack of civil responsibility. For example where is the Barclays Bank Hosptial Trust? The Lloyds Learning Centres, The Natwest University. Nowhere have they sponsored anything for the public. enuf said.

Celebrities - Just use any so called celeb lower than B list for fertilizer as they are the worst kind of shit.

Margaret Beckett - does she exist

2007-04-11T12:13:00.000+01:00

I have never seen such an invisible foreign secretary as the horse faced Margaret Beckett - Now there's an oxymoron for you (the sentence not Beckett). During the IRAN thing she was invisible to the naked eye. I wrote to her 3 times and no response!!!! Maybe she is in that poxy caravan on some dogging holiday (chist you would need a bag..... well 2, one for her head and one for yours in case the one on her head fell off).

This government is so dead. Blair is struggling to make something his legacy, all the rest are shit scared to say or do anything in case joe stalin fucks their careers later. He wont win he is roundly hated in and out of that party. Look at those crafty shifty priggish eyes and that "I think I can smell shit " look on his fat face. Obviously we dont want to judge outr leaders on the way they look, well maybe we do thats how we select out life partners isnt it? So then its Miliband or bust because the rest are uglier than a box of frogs.

Stop dithering over Iran. Remember Jenkins Ear !

2007-03-28T12:06:00.001+01:00

I cannot for the life of me understand why we are dithering over the British sailors "kidnapped" by Iran. It is quite obvious that they planned this abduction to gain some leverage over their current situation whereby they are at odds with the rest of civilised society yet again over their nuclear programme.

The UK government should of course pursue diplomacy but the time is running out and Iran are jerking what was once one of the leaders of worlds nations like a puppet. They want nukes give them nukes. Directly on top of them. Destroy their navy and invade their country to free the oppressed and get rid of the unpopular dictatorship.

Margaret Beckett is supposed to be the foreign secretary yet what has she said so far? not a lot. Tony Blair makes wanky vieled threats and the rest of the country seems unmoved to write and voice opinions. DOES NO ONE GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!!!!

Freedom of Speech - Use It or Lose It !!!

2007-03-20T09:52:00.000Z

It is obvious that the television , junk food munching, credit card reliant not so chattering classes have allowed a situation to develop that has witnessed the biggest increase in loss of freedoms and freedom of speech ever in the is country.

People are being hounded for their opinions , labelled "ists" for criticising anybody or anything. What happened to the bulldog spirit? We'll fight them on the beaches and the "dinsdale was here" generations.

Gordon Brown is a fat bloodsucking Bastard

for instance written on walls and buildings all over the country would, I believe represent the views of many most eloquently.

This blog is a forum to highlight ridiculous political correctness, lily livered politicians, teachers, councillors, social workers and all those others lining their pockets with our eyewatering taxes and not delivering on any of the important issues like health, education, transport, infrastructure.

We are losing the very values that shone like a beacon to those that were downtrodden, frightened, poor or just plain ambitious and wanted to come here from around the world. Instead they now sense a spineless, self indulgent dulled brained slackjawed society that hold crap celebrities, footballers AND THEIR FUCKING WIVES in such high esteem that they can replace our values with theirs, impose their mores and customs on us wholesale and generally take over the way of life that many living in this country feel England should represent.

Please stand up and be counted. I will re-print you views whether I agree with them or not. I will treat criticism and praise equally (that's a lie by the way) but most of all want to stir some rebellion against all the shit being shovelled at us. People should be demonstrating in Hyde Park on a weekly basis against, for example.

Road charging and satellite surveillance.
Education
Taxes
The Underground
Train fares
Fundamentalist Muslims in England
Gun culture (a mainly black thing by the way but no one wants to say so)
Supermarkets and their dull crap produce
The dumbing down of television, culture and education

COME ON LETS STAND UP FOR WHAT WE WANT TO PRESERVE