Tube Rap

When i wake up in the morning take a look outside


Shower shave put on my suit and tie

I walk quickly to the nearest station

Knowing its misery on this public transportation

Tube, tunnel, underground and drain

All the names they call dat train

Its the only way in London to get by rail

But in itself can be a livin hell

Coz when the tube doors open and it looks so full

I push and get in coz theres lots of space

And you have to be rude and get in their face

The peeps on da train couldn’t careless

They aint got no fucking spatial awareness

As it stops in the tunnel and you begin to sweat

You know you get to work and yer shirt is wet.

You lookin at a girl wiv a great pair of legs

She lookin back at you like you is the dregs