Fatty Fawkes - Better latent than never?

Poor old Paul "savoury puff" Staines. His vitriol has subjected him to closer examination and it seems he is about as interesting as paint drying. The image of him microwaving those fat boy tartlets and letting off his savoury puffs is not an edifying thought. However so someone with such an interest in outing gays perhaps we should examine that YMCA look he used to project before he became the fuller figured fatty fawkes.

Its all a bit yucky isnt it

Muchroom and Garlic Puffs (uurrrrk!)
large embittered twat holed up in a darkened room
boring website that attracts overgrown schoolboys.

nuf said